thanks...oh and i got my period
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?