So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial