You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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