How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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