He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We are all done wearing pants today
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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