she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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