Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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