He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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