So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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