I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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