So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize