Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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