Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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