I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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