My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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