is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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