Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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