I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This baby is an asshole
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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