Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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