you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.