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(404): View more from Georgia

Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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(647): View more from Ontario

after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(619): View more from California

found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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(913): View more from Kansas

How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?

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(602): View more from Arizona

How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.

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