Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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