My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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