end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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