If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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