dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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