Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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