i just google imaged poop.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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