i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize