I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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