Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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