Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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