D3 body, D1 cock
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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