new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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