hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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