# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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