How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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