You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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