these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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