You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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