wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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