My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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