You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
