He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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