I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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