Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
its not stalking. its research.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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