what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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