oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You were trust falling into bushes
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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