Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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