Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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