Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just blew my weed a kiss
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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