so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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