Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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