He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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