I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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