i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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