Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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