You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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