i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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