just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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