Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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